A Problem Of Scale

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August 11, 2003

Categories: Drabbles & Shorts, Harry Potter

Rating: PG.

Fandom/Spoilers: Harry Potter. Books and movies.

Summary: Drabble. Snape's bad day.

Disclaimer: Rowling, not me.

Notes: Written for the hp100 Story Summary challenge. The summary I chose (from a provided list) was "Snape discovers that a surprising number of Hogwarts students are very, very gay."

The student stumbled nervously over his words. Snape half-listened. He was going to kill Dumbledore for making him the school counsellor.

He conjured a pamphlet: It's Okay To Be Gay. "Read that, Finch-Fletchley," he said, and ushered the boy out.

This was ridiculous. Fifty percent of Hogwarts students gay? Snape made a mental note to inspect the kitchens for tampering.

"Six to go," Fred said and pushed a student through the door. "Snape will be insane."

"Wait," said George to Justin, "we didn't have you on our list."

"List?" said Justin and went off to read his pamphlet.

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LOL! That's delightful. And so few authors can get two funny endings into three lines. Terrific.

Carol @ August 29, 2003

HAHAHA

stonky @ December 08, 2003

*sniggers quietly thinking about Snape having a spastic fit when he finds out*

Alisa @ January 04, 2004

Heh. I've read this before, but that's okay. It's still really excellent.

magdellin @ February 15, 2004

*bows to the hatred of the twins toward snape*
lol
snape a councelor
what a laugh

kharabeet @ March 08, 2004

That is great. Kudos to you for not going the obvious route with that challenge.

Lady Belladonna Noire @ March 16, 2004

SO... Whens Snape going to get laid?(Hint, Hint ,Hint)

marius @ May 19, 2004

Fab, utterly fab. I <3 this so.

Cranky @ June 03, 2004

HHHHEEE HHHEEE HHHEEE HHHEEE HHHEEE!

Lillibloom @ June 03, 2004

bit short, but funny...definatley unlikely, though. Snape would rather kiss a leprachaun's arse than become scool counciller. Whatever that is!

IrishMagick @ August 05, 2004

This is delightful :) I love every aspect of this piece.

Leanne @ September 01, 2004

I really enjoyed this. So short and humorous at the same time. I have always enjoyed reading your writings in the past. Keep up the good work

mary @ January 26, 2005

I started laughing so hard I was crying with the last paragrap

By the way was Snapes thinking that the food was bewitched with mindaltering drugs or spells

Dumbledore, of course, is so cool and hip and smart that he would see through the twins practical joke.

Let me know if you write more, claudia

claudia @ March 24, 2005

Your drabbles are godly. Just thought you should know.

Lisa @ April 09, 2005

hahahahaha! list, indeed. those twins will be the death of snape. :)

kumak @ May 22, 2005

oh joy! Huge laugh. Wonderful.

Boadicae @ July 15, 2006

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