Halrloprillalar prillalar@gmail.com http://prillalar.com/ March 23, 2004 RATING: G. FANDOM/SPOILERS: Harry Potter. Books and movies. SUMMARY: Snape joins the Death Eaters. DISTRIBUTION: Archive anywhere. Email forwarding allowed. DISCLAIMER: Rowling, not me. NOTES: For the snape100 Death Eater challenge. DUTIES AND OBLIGATIONS by Halrloprillalar - prillalar@gmail.com Snape was lonely, so he joined the Death Eaters. The first week, he went for cocktails twice. The second week, there were two dinner parties and a wine tasting. The third week, he drank tea, played bridge, hunted trolls, and joined a house party. The fourth week, Snape declined a concert invitation. He was gently reminded that Voldemort liked his Death Eaters to socialize. Snape attended the concert. After three months, Snape threw himself on Dumbledore's mercy . "We need intelligence," Dumbledore said. "The Malfoys have a ball tonight." It took eight cheering charms just to get Snape off the floor. F I N I S Halrloprillalar prillalar@gmail.com http://prillalar.com/