Halrloprillalar   prillalar@gmail.com   http://prillalar.com/

August 12, 1998

RATING: PG.

FANDOM/SPOILERS: X-Files. No spoilers.

SUMMARY: Filk of Cole Porter's "You're The Top". Mulder sings to Skinner.

DISTRIBUTION: Archive anywhere. Email forwarding allowed.

DISCLAIMER: CC, 1013, Fox, Cole Porter, not me.


YOU'RE THE TOP
by Halrloprillalar - prillalar@gmail.com


Things phonetic are copacetic when you've got my ass in a sling,
And I can feel the lash and sting
Trying to sing is a whole 'nother thing

Copulating, not serenading, as you know, is my forte,
But this short melody I bellow demonstrates your metier

You're the top - you're Janet Reno
You're the top - you're cappuccino
You're Eugene's nest of paper strips and bile
You're Denny's coffee, you're treacle toffee, you're an X-File
You're Roswell - you're a hungry 'gator
You're the smell - in my refrigerator
I'm a worthless punk, a jerk, a Keystone Kop
But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top

You're the top - you're J. Edgar Hoover
You're the top - you're the Heimlich manoeuvre
You're the memory of an abductee recalled
You're Moby Dick, you're a skin flick, you're bald
You're speed dial - you're a supernova
You're the vial - full of Scully's ova
I'm a spooky agent at whom people gawp
But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top

You're the top - you're a gene mutation
You're the top - you're trepannation
You're a bright bon mot from the pen of Jose Chung
You're cigarettes, you're Leonard Betts, you're well-hung
You're Hong Kong - you're the Canadian border
You're a song - written by Cole Porter
I'm a diver who can only belly flop
But if baby I'm the bottom, you're the top


F I N I S

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